Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Not Behind the Wheel

Drunk driving, so say the police,
Over the limit by three times.
Will absurdity never cease?
Cops should go after the real crimes.
I might have been on the highway,
But I was not driving as such.
My lawyer tells me not to say
Anything, so I've said too much.
I will explain it all in Court.
I'm a victim of circumstance,
Which the police chose to distort,
And not giving me a fair chance.

It's police harassment, I swear,
Just being drunk in my wheelchair.