Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Globe Trotting

All the foreign hot spots, I'm there,
Reporting on all that is news.
A newswoman extraordinaire,
I've worked damn hard and paid my dues.
My hobby is casual sex,
With the men I meet in my work.
I've been blamed for many home wrecks.
It's not my fault the man's a jerk.
If he just kept his big mouth shut,
No feelings would have to be hurt.
Even though I am called a slut,
I just like letting up my skirt.

My job is, if anyone cares,
Bureau Chief of Foreign Affairs.