Sense Sonnet - Pumper

H is for Hooray

I'm catching on as a new fad,
For those who want to look so fine.
Rub me under the eyes a tad,
And that puffiness will decline.
Slather me all over the bod
For the effect of looking ripped.
All around you will be so awed.
Your secret though need not be tipped.
This is such a fun gig for me,
Not stuck where the sun do not shine,
Battling rhoid rage boringly.
Being up front is so divine.

Making the club scene is my game.
Preparation H is my name.