Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Smuggle Struggle

One sees the statues ev'rywhere,
Coming across from Mexico.
Jesus is a popular ware,
As border cross souvenirs go.
So I took 6 pounds of cocaine,
And made a statue from its paste -
Complete with multi colored stain -
Jesus, though not in best of taste.
But with it under arm, I went
Through customs quite casually.
All seemed like it was heaven sent.
I really thought I was home free.

Thanks to a patrol dog's dang snout,
My Jesus statue got sniffed out.