Sense Sonnet - Tickler

So Sue Me

A beekeeper sued a wild bear.
Macedonia's laws allow that.
The plaintiff charged defendant there
With the theft of the honey at
His bee hives, in the damage sum
Of 3 thousand bucks more or less.
The bear was not required to come
To Court, and thus did not confess.
While the Court was hearing the case,
And then ruled for the plaintiff's side,
The bear was at the plaintiff's place,
Getting his sweet tooth satisfied.

The bear's protected by the State,
So tax funds have to compensate.