Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Disabduct

Some aliens from outer space
Abducted Bill Maher so they might
Prod and probe a real live test case
Of a liberal who's downright
Opinionated. There's no choice
For all who have to be near by,
To be held hostage to his voice.
Chatterboxing from this wise guy,
Bill hurled insults at the ETs -
Politically incorrect.
The aliens, so ill at ease,
Began to lose their self respect.

The aliens sent Bill Maher back -
Could not endure one more wise crack.