Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Beak on

Oprah Winfrey, just a wee child,
Learned how to talk, and right away,
Saw life as a talk show and smiled -
Said her grandma, Hattie Mae.
Oprah would practice interviews
With crows, out perching on the fence.
Those birds could cause some whoop de dos,
And conversations got intense.
But, Oprah found that crows do tell
A lot of stuff about all things.
She learned to communicate well
And get the scoops beneath the wings.

It's said that Oprah's final show
Will have as final guest - a crow.