Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Proper Etiquette

Time and place, nature comes to call.

Assure privacy, close the door,

Both in the room and in a stall.

Aim carefully so that downpour

Does not splash on the floor or seat.

If such a splash, then away wipe,

So next user won't have to greet,

And certainly have cause to gripe.

Be sure to flush, make sure down be

The seat, replace a roll if need.

Good washing of hands finally.

The job is then well done indeed.

Proper toilet etiquette is

Quite important, doing one's biz.