Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Crowd Walking

In the city I walk a lot.

I must do so, and always I'm

With huge crowds of walkers who've got

To be walking at the same time.

I truly don't like to be stuck

In a huge crowd like a sardine

Pressed with others in a can, yuck,

Ever pushed and shoved 'twixt and 'tween.

And so a thought did come to me,

How walkers would give me more space,

While still in a huge crowd I'd be,

And walking at a normal pace.

Best way to walk in crowds, I think,

Be sure that as I walk, I stink.