Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Anubis

I am Anubis, I'm your guide

For your trip from living to dead.

You will need to get mummified,

I'm thinking in my jackal head.

So all your body juices, first,

I will be sucking out of you.

And when you're oh so dry, you'll thirst

For my embalming fluid to

Keep you from natural decay.

I want your trip to go real well,

And not be all rotted away,

Arriving in heaven or hell.

In my capable hands you be,

Now most mummy dearest to me.