Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Thanks But No Thanks

All types of animals in twos

Noah let on his ark, but he,

For humans, only planned to choose

Members of his own family.

Not being such, so on a whim,

I was in the pet grooming biz,

I told Noah, lying to him,

Thinking he'd let me on, gee whiz.

But Noah told me his wife would

Do all the grooming all would need,

And at such task she was quite good,

So for my services, no need.

I offered 2 for 1 coupon,

Noah still did not let me on.