Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Oops!

The Three Wise Men sent texts, and hence

Decided who would bring what gift.

For Gaspar, to be frankincense, 

Rare fragrant resin, to uplift.

So Gaspar, on his mobile phone,

Did order it from Amazon.

Next day delivery was shown.

The package arrived, whereupon,

Gaspar then joined the other two,

With gold and myrrh gifts for divine.

But Gaspar had erred, this both knew,

Bought the monster of Frankenstein.

Apparently, Gaspar, do tell,

Was wise except on how to spell.