Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Why Me?

Mommy said I was old enough

And be a big girl and go to

School, but she said a lot of stuff

Like going to the doctor. Boo!

Mommy said she would go with me

For my first day at school, and show

Me how much fun that school could be.

She didn't care that I said, "No!"

Mommy took me in the class room.

Some strange, old lady came and said

She was my teacher, Mrs. Doom,

Whatever her name was instead.

I need to find a Mommy who'll

Learn me my lessons at home school!