Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Squidward

Squidward Quincy Tentacles, I

Am an octopus not a squid.

Ask the human who made me why,

So make do with what that guy did.

I'm colored turquoise and like that.

But don't like Patrick or Spongebob,

Both Conch Street neighbors where I'm at,

And both annoying me a gob.

At Krusty Krab restaurant I be

A cashier, and a job for sure

Which is certainly beneath me,

Again that human, so endure.

I'm self absorbed as humans are,

So could become this cartoon's star.