Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 My Muppet Mood

I woke up in a Muppet mood,

And of course was Kermit the Frog.

But the wife thought I was quite rude

When at breakfast in dialogue

With the wife I referred to her

As Miss Piggy, and would she please

Make me crisp bacon, which for sure

Put her in a mood of deep freeze.

"Stop acting like a diva," I

Said, which got her starting to shout.

Though calming her down I did try,

Really out of joint was her snout.

In the funny farm I now be,

Becuz the wife kermitted me.