Sense Sonnet - Chiller

 Maid Made Mess

Ever since we got married, you

Called me a messy this and that.

So to keep peace, what did I do?

Hired a maid for our habitat,

By taking on a second job.

But still from you I had to hear

This and that complaints by the gob.

No pleasing you, it did appear,

Except the pleasing that you got

From doing the maid on the sly.

This irritated me a lot,

So decided that you should die.

I staged you in a car wreck, yes,

When you were found, you were a mess.