Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Cancer the Crab

I'm at home in Lerna lagoon.

Hera, queen goddess, called on me,

"Cancer the Crab, an opportune"

"Time to kill Hercules does be."

So on her mission I was sent

To sneak up on Hercules, who

Was fighting the Hydra hell bent.

Back stabbing him I was to do.

But Hercules saw me sneak up,

And stomped me with both of his feet.

Very unhappy Hera, yup,

I now a pile of dead crab meat.

For effort, Cancer the Crab, I

Was put by Hera in the sky.