Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 "Spin the Bottle" Spin

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,

As the old nursery rhyme goes,

Kissed all the girls and made them cry.

The boys threatened Georgie with blows.

So Georgie decided the game,

"Spin the Bottle" would help him in

The girls not crying in his aim.

Of course Georgie cheated to win.

He rigged the bottle to just stop

At him for a nickel or kiss

The girls gave at each losing pop.

And Georgie got away with this.

Yes, Georgie Porgie was a louse,

But by age thirteen owned a house.