Sense Sonnet - Acher

 Tip Scales of Justice for Me

Human Hubby and Wifey flushed

Down the toilet this Black Moor fish.

Such disposal was not kept hushed,

But served in a poetic dish,

Which from the sewer in surprise

I found on the AP website,

And read with both my bulging eyes.

Then pen in fin, began to write

To AP my own plaintiff rhyme,

Suing Wifey and Hubby for

All my pain and suffering time.

I'm entitled to points galore.

AP jury, I beseech you

To give to me my justice due.