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 Patrick Star

Patrick Star is Sponge Bob's best bud.

On the plump side starfish, coral pink.

Lives under a rock in the mud

At bottom of the ocean drink

In Bikini Bottom hometown.

Funny fellow, he does perk up 

Sponge Bob whenever Bob gets down.

Always can make Sponge Bob laugh, yup!

The art of doing nothing is

What Patrick Star's an expert at.

Sand bed sleeping is his main biz

Underneath his rock habitat.

Patrick Star, Sponge Bob, neither say

Yet whether or not they are gay.