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 Reelection Strategy?

My days as Prime Minister be

Looking to be numbered by my

Calling early elections, gee,

I'm no longer the golden guy.

A double digit loser say

The polls on how I'm gonna do.

Brit voters could sweep me away,

Favoring the Liberal view.

Rishi Sunak, supporters ask,

What can I do to turn less more?

It is a much easier task

Getting reelected in war.

Maybe I'd have a better chance

If I got us in war with France.