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 Accumulating Habits

The wife is always telling me

I have an old habit that is

Annoying to her that does be

Procrastinating doing biz

That I need to do right away.

For a long time I knew she was

Right on that, but then came the day

I got a new habit that does

Have me forgetting things a lot.

Now when there's a complaint from her,

Likely it's something I forgot.

I now tell the wife I am sure

That definitely I can state

That I do not procrastinate.