Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Stork of Today

Used to have a monopoly

My predecessor storks enjoyed.

But now a modern stork like me

Competes for parcels, girled and boyed.

UPS, FEDX, Amazon,

All now deliver babies too.

So stork service phenomenon

Is a field many storks don't do.

But this stork does continue with

Delivering babies to their

Waiting parents (still called a myth).

My motto is "I really care."

Along with newborn girls and boys,

I bring an assortment of toys.