Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Moss Girl

For St. Patrick's Day I did dye

My long blond hair the color green.

Triple contents I did apply

To be sure to get a bright sheen.

In hindsight too much dye no doubt,

My hair looked like a plant instead.

I tried but could not wash it out,

And I was stuck with a green head,

Looking like a tree habitat.

For St. Patrick's Day was okay,

But afterwards I tried a hat.

Months later green still on display.

My hair's still a tangled green curl,

And I am nicknamed the "moss girl."