Sense Sonnet - Chiller

 Shocking Experience

The funeral is going fine,

With many friends and family.

Never thought I would attend mine,

But conscious of it I do be.

Electric shock by accident,

Knife in the toaster, I was toast.

Collapsed onto the floor I went,

Watching myself fall, now a ghost.

From home I was rushed to E.R.

But all revival attempts failed.

Then off to the morgue, not too far,

Saw what an autopsy entailed.

Next stop, cemetery plot where

I guess I'll be well grounded there.