Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Vow to Play Cribbage

When I got married to the wife,

She insisted I learn to play

The game of cribbage and for life,

And so we would play every day.

The wife taught me to play and we

Lived on and on in wedded bliss.

Wherever we happened to be,

Cribbage playtime we would not miss.

I do play well enough so that

The wife believes I play for real.

Happy is our habitat,

Cuz the wife wins most every deal.

We have a cribbage cult of two,

And peggin' rituals we do.