Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Valentine's Day Gift

At breakfast I heard the wife say,

"I know it matters not to you,"

"But today is Valentine's day."

I guess what she did say was true.

I hadn't given any thought

To Valentine's Day because I

Didn't care for romance a lot,

So just a grunt was my reply.

The wife wasn't finished of course,

And followed up with this tidbit,

"So your gift should be a divorce,"

"Sooner the better I get it."

I was not happy to hear such.

I had not planned spending that much.