Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Whistle Blower

St.  George, "the dragon slayer," is

A story St. George made up to

Cover up the fibbing of his.

So tell the truth I need to do.

I was the dragon in this tale.

St George hated me because of

My being ten on the hunk scale.

With me the Princess fell in love.

Sword in hand, St George came at her.

I jumped between the two and spit

Fire at St. George who ran for sure

From us and, wow, that knight was lit.

Liar, pants on fire, he did flee.

The Princess then eloped with me.