Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Poseidon's Not Amused

Poseidon, Greek god of the sea,

Considered a powerful god.

Not much sense of humor had he,

So Poseidon would deem it odd

At best and demeaning at worst

That on a toilet seat one is,

And from one's bowel there be a burst

Of doing the number two biz.

And after there does be the dump,

Some toilet water is splashed up,

Coming in contact with one's rump.

A term has been coined for this, yup.

The divine term given for this

Is receiving Poseidon's kiss.