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 Blobertdobble

For over 200 years my

Name has been so scorned without fail.

Maligned by those Grimm Brothers, I

Got bad press in their fairy tale.

'Twas that woman who became queen

Who took advantage of sweet me.

Tricked me she did, oh she was mean.

And since then trashed my name does be.

Straw into gold I can spin so

My name should be good as gold, yes.

But all the reports I hear, no.

I need a sound good name I guess.

So I changed my Rumpelstiltskin name,

And Blobertdobble I became.