Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Intent In Tent

In cold weather I was dared by

The wife to spend a night outside.

So bought a tent on sale and I

Was feeling very satisfied,

Pitching it up in the back yard,

That I would prove to the wife that

A night in winter was not hard

Outside in a tent habitat.

But I find out that I was wrong.

The tent let cold wind and snow in.

I am freezing the whole night long.

Bet I do lose, the wife does win.

I'm frigid inside as I vent

It's winter of my discount tent.