Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Wet Set

Deep in the oceans has been found

A substance that comes from an eel,

Absorbs all water when around

A leaky something, such a deal!

It's non toxic and plastic free,

And leaving no carbon butt print.

Affordable this product be.

Use evidence not evident.

Once this substance does get milked from

The eel it does regenerate.

Ever supply chain is welcome.

No need to ever duplicate.

Best bottoms up for young and old,

Deep Dive Diapers to have and hold.