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 Up On Coke

1885 is the year

To get a brand new drinking high.

The Coca Cola drink is here

To make all feel good, cuz here's why.

Coca Cola contains cocaine,

'Bout three and a half grams of it.

So when drunk down in your domain,

You're gonna go up in a hit.

Immoral, illegal, fattening?

Government approval's been had.

There'll be decades of profiting

Before the truth comes out as bad.

Grab this funnest drink ever was,

The more you buy, the more your buzz.