Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 My Sonnet On It

I've always been a sonneteer.

Pen in fourteen lines and rhyme scheme,

Pretty much like William Shakespeare,

Who I hold in highest esteem.

Iambic tetrameter count,

And no one really can confuse

Me with good Will in the amount

Of passion brought to word and rhyme.

Thousands of such sonnets I've done.

"Sonnet police" oft charge my crime,

Too less serious, too much fun.

Critics pop up, I keep restrained,

And so far Will has not complained.