Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 The Rumor Spread

In Greek mythology Pan be

God of shepherds and flocks and wild.

Part man, part goat and quite horny,

With lots of young maidens defiled.

When Christianity took root,

Greek historian Plutarch said

That Pan, known for sinful pursuit,

Was the first Greek god to drop dead.

This rumored death continues to

Appeal to writers pro and con.

So Pan still garners much ado.

Through tales and verse Pan still lives on.

The great god, Pan, is still alive.

On worship of me, I do thrive.