Sense Sonnet - Steamer

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A horny old guy I do be,

But the wife's havin' none of that.

She knocks down all moves made by me

In all rooms of home habitat.

She says I should be ashamed of

Acting so horny at my age,

An old dog chasing puppy love,

Just sends the wife into a rage.

I really should have learned the wife

Has no interest anymore

Messin' 'round at this stage of life,

But I want to mess 'round galore.

No lovin' from the wife, instead

She scolds like birds perched in my head.