Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Big Bling

I am Big Bling, a bull of charm,

Keep all my cows a happy herd,

Satisfying down on the farm,

A beefed up guy, I'm self assured.

The girls do give me presents of

Jewelry which I must confess

Convinces me of all their love,

And I'm worth it, I won't b.s.

I be a busy bull, no doubt,

All the servicing that I do.

Oft times my girls just wear me out,

Responding to each pleading "moo."

When you see sunglasses on me,

A bit of bulldozing I be.