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 How Old Is God?

"How old is God?" my child did ask.

The question caught me by surprise,

Not ready for such answer task,

Since for sure answers would be lies.

I simply told my child that I

Did not know the age of God now.

Of course my child then asked me why,

And couldn't I find out somehow?

I said I'd try, hoping to stall,

But from my child's look it did seem

This was not too much help at all,

So I suggested some ice cream.

My child then said that God must be

A year or two older than me.