Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Biz Trip to Dublin

I am off to Dublin this year,

St. Paddy's Day to celebrate,

A time and place for much good cheer,

Half a million folks - ah so great!

A lot of Guinness sales will be,

Least 15 million pints or more,

Giving me opportunity

To tag the tipsy and to score.

For five days the festivities,

Parades and parties, going on.

I will use my talent with ease,

Fitting in well, this leprechaun.

I'll pickpocket the young and old,

Adding lots to me pot o' gold.