Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Pickle on the Side

A driver stopped at a drive in,

Ordered a hamburger to go,

With a pickle on the side, then

Drove through the exit, not too slow.

His pickup went gerkin along,

And rammed into another car.

Not relishing to get caught wrong,

The driver backed up, then did jar

The pickle rolling off the seat.

A cop thought that the driver be

Reaching for a gun, and so beat

The driver's head "dill"lightedly.

A Vlasic case of road rage done,

And Claussen quite a commotion.