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Wifey does ask Hubby one day,

"Will you remarry if I die?"

"Don't want to live in lonely way,"

"So I will," Hubby does reply.

"Will you still stay in this same house?"

"Yes," Hubby says, "Since it's paid for."

"My car - driven by your new spouse?"

Wifey is getting a bit sore.

Hubby says, "Yes, it's paid for too."

Wifey's next item on her list,

If clueless Hubby only knew,

Was gonna make her really pissed.

"My golf clubs?" Wifey demanded.

"No," Hubby said, "She's left handed."