Sense Sonnet - Chiller

 "Corpse Bride"

Rich Daddy died and his will said

I had to marry Emily,

Who also sadly had dropped dead,

So I was gonna be poor me.

A favorite of Daddy's had

Been Emily, who I did shun.

But for me now her death was bad.

A will loophole needed be done.

So I did dig her body up,

And with preacher and lawyer wed

Emily per Daddy's will, yup,

Said nothing 'bout her being dead.

A corpse bride may be quite grotesque,

But call me wealthy Burtonesque.