Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Dress for Duty

Duchess of Owlingham, I be

A widow, my Duke passed away.

Now many suitors flock to me.

Each try to outcharm so I may

Pick one of them to wed so that

A new Duke Owl will rule the nest

Of this fine feathered habitat.

Of course I need to look my best.

My seamstress made for me a dress

Of finest royal purple to wear,

With my fine figure to impress

All of the would be Dukes out there.

List of eligible who's hoos,

It's so owlfully hard to choose!