Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 For Rent

Wifey told Hubby that she did

Lose the rent money in a game

Of poker making the wrong bid.

Wifey said Hubby was to blame

Because a gambling addict, he

Knew she was, and should not have let

Her be keeping the rent money,

Knowing that was a lousy bet.

"So, what should I do?" Hubby asked.

"Lay Landlady," Wifey replied.

So Hubby did, suitably tasked,

Landlady all up for the ride.

Hubby took Landlady to bed,

Paid up the rent six months ahead.