Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Rain Check

I am a young single male squirrel

Who just landed a date online.

I'm hoping she is the right girl.

I'm off to take her out to dine.

I sprayed cologne over my fur,

Really wanting to smell all right,

Pulled out all my gray hairs for sure,

Want to look and smell a delight.

On a vital mission I be,

For a new girlfriend to attain.

I hope she is Miss Right for me.

Suddenly, it begins to rain.

A flower umbrella I get,

Won't make a good impression, wet.