Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 One Frustrated Bird

I am a young sexy male bird who

Figures I have a real good chance

With my feathers of rainbow hue

And my terrific song and dance,

Of getting a fine female that,

Thanks to a hopeful twist of fate,

Happens into my habitat,

And agrees to become my mate.

But so far I have only had

Other male birds come flying by,

And I'm getting more and more mad.

Where are the gal birds for this guy?

Repeatedly I loudly say

I'm rainbow hued but I'm not gay!