Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Bye Bye Boris

We Conservatives took a chance

In twenty nineteen and put you,

Boris, with your flaired song and dance,

As the prime minister to do

Promised successful Brexit from

The EU, and you managed that.

But then you became less welcome

In the 10 Downing  habitat.

You got us stuck in Partygate.

We felt like pulling out your hair.

You became a burden too great.

We need a break from all your flair.

So we tell you, "Get lost Boris."

You're no longer useful for us.