Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Loyal to My Lady

I am her fav'rite horse and so

My lovely lady picked me for

Her companion as we would go

Ride remembered forevermore.

Lady Godiva riding nude

On my back through the public square

To get hubby, that taxing dude,

To cut taxes and to tax fair.

All Coventry was told not to

Look at my Lady on her ride.

I made it my mission to do

Nothing that would injure her pride.

I felt the urge of nature's call,

But held it till back at my stall.