Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Throws of Fate

Tom Brady's "retirement" football

Thrown to Mike Evans who threw me

Into the stands for one and all

To try grab awesome memory.

The fan who caught me quickly did

An auction sale of me online.

Over half a million bucks bid

Won out and my buyer felt fine,

And took me to his fancy place,

Gave a touchup to my pigskin,

And put me in a show off case.

A great retirement I was in.

The buyer of me got quite ired

When Tom Brady soon "unretired."