Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Kissers Beware

Off the coast of Mexico, I

Spied a nice looking sailing boat.

Being quite a curious guy,

Right over to it I did float.

The folks on board did seem surprised,

And quite excited to see me.

A bunch of tourists I surmised.

Hung over the boat side they be,

And looked like the railing might break.

I thought to go, but stayed instead.

In hindsight that was a mistake.

They locked their lips upon my head.

I sunk that boat by flip of tail.

Human kissing disgusts this whale.